ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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