I got chris browned last night
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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