three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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