Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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