I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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