Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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