They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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