can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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