Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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