Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Hippo gnu deer
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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