who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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