i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
