yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It's never too late to be topless.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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