I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Say something about gay babies.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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