i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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