The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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