Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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