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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.

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Yeah, stop being a cunt for a change.

Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 4:28pm

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Now that's an idea I can really get behind...

Submitted by Phys on Dec 13, 11 at 5:02pm

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Bahaha, this is magic

Submitted by wefoundlove on Dec 14, 11 at 1:23am

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tshit420 doesn't know how to appreciate all aspects of life.

Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 13, 11 at 4:24pm

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- Or perhapse he has not yet learned that most women are reciprocal. As noted previously, you should never underestimate the power of a man that really knows how to make a woman's toes curl; or the shit she will do for him. :-D
  
  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 5:22pm
  
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  - take the time to please a woman and she will always come back for more
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 13, 11 at 7:00pm
    
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    Yeah, like puppies when you figure out how to scratch their tickle spots. Haha!
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 8:19pm
    
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    I would do horrible things to your vagina
    
    Submitted by dragonslaya on Dec 13, 11 at 8:36pm
    
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    WTF? Smooth man; real smooth!
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 8:41pm
    
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    @dragonslaya, just because your hand is blistered doesn't mean your dick can do any damage.
    
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 8:57pm
    
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    lmfao I just imagined this dude with one giant burly calloused lumberjack arm XD
    
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 13, 11 at 9:01pm
    
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    Women are very reciprocal by nature. We give 100% to a guy that can make us melt.
    
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 13, 11 at 10:00pm
    
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    I think it's Gostrong again
    
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 13, 11 at 10:25pm
    
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    You're obviously a grub.
    
    Submitted by dragonslaya on Dec 13, 11 at 10:34pm
    
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    and you're obviously a virgin
    
    Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 14, 11 at 12:22am
    
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    Not this time
    
    Submitted by gostrong on Dec 13, 11 at 10:50pm
    
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    I was told to play nice
    
    Submitted by gostrong on Dec 13, 11 at 10:51pm
    
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    Yes you were; thank you for your compliance.
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 10:26pm
    
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    Look at you go Luvvy... Making friends! :-)
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 1:19am
    
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    LOL I don't think those guys were calling me a grub. At least I hope not!
    
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 14, 11 at 2:08am
    
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    Nope, or else lmao
    
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 14, 11 at 3:46am
    
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    Thank you, Peach
    
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 14, 11 at 3:52am
    
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    By the way, the "I would do horrible things to your vagina" wasn't even original... it's a post clearly visible under the "Best Nights"(overall) category.\nUgh, no imagination.
    
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 14, 11 at 10:23am
    
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    Or finesse.
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 3:34pm
    
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    Isn't this from a text from 'best nights'?
    
    Submitted by paedro on Dec 14, 11 at 2:48am
    
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hell yeah! i know how you feel.

Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 13, 11 at 8:43pm

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Make it about her vag and she'll put out more than you know....

Submitted by Joanie_FTW on Dec 13, 11 at 4:36pm

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Ahhhh Alaska! That's all you can really say there

Submitted by dontaskEVUR on Dec 14, 11 at 1:54am

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Heck yeah nothing better than making a girl squirm w my tongue

Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 14, 11 at 10:09am

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how bout you start shavin your vag and ill take it more seriously k? good

Submitted by tshill420 on Dec 13, 11 at 4:20pm

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reciprocal? lies. they get theirs and we get the boot

Submitted by SpartanSaint on Dec 14, 11 at 12:13am

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- Well somebody's bitter... Are you sure they're getting theirs?
  
  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 2:33pm
  
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  - Hahaha exactly. Girls' fault tho if they let him believe he's doing it right
    
    Submitted by blondecanuck on Dec 15, 11 at 12:27am
    
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    That's riiiiiggghht!!! If you fake it, you're only DEPRIVING YOURSELF!!!
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 2:04am
    
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    @ blondecanuck: saw your post on "wanted his dick" but couldn't reply there... Your "thank you girls" comment is priceless. BRAVO!!!
    
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 15, 11 at 2:24am
    
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    Haha thx babe ;) I only speak from experience...
    
    Submitted by blondecanuck on Dec 15, 11 at 11:22pm
    
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Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 4:28pm

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Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 5:22pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 13, 11 at 7:00pm

Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 13, 11 at 8:19pm

Submitted by dragonslaya on Dec 13, 11 at 8:36pm

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Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 8:57pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 13, 11 at 9:01pm

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Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 13, 11 at 10:25pm

Submitted by dragonslaya on Dec 13, 11 at 10:34pm

Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 14, 11 at 12:22am

Submitted by gostrong on Dec 13, 11 at 10:50pm

Submitted by gostrong on Dec 13, 11 at 10:51pm

Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 10:26pm

Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 14, 11 at 1:19am

Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 14, 11 at 2:08am

Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 14, 11 at 3:46am

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Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 13, 11 at 8:43pm

Submitted by Joanie_FTW on Dec 13, 11 at 4:36pm

Submitted by dontaskEVUR on Dec 14, 11 at 1:54am

Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 14, 11 at 10:09am

Submitted by tshill420 on Dec 13, 11 at 4:20pm

Submitted by SpartanSaint on Dec 14, 11 at 12:13am

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Submitted by blondecanuck on Dec 15, 11 at 12:27am

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Submitted by blondecanuck on Dec 15, 11 at 11:22pm

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