Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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