Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
