1035...OP doesn't say if he missed an important date/test/appt. He doesn't even say if the unplug was accidental...just that his alarm was unplugged and so he pissed on his roomie's clothes. OP should have used his phone alarm.
I love people who get on here and correct people's grammar or spelling. Get a fucking life and a teaching job because I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR FUCKING GRAMMAR OR SPELLING.
While pissing on clean clothes is extreme, I think that unplugging an alarm is significantly worse. Rewash the clothes and roommate is fine. But suppose the OP missed something important because he overslept...that's a whole lot worse.
Way to rep Dallas...
And yes people use semicolons in texts, I do all the time..
And people using TFLN to talk about political beliefs need to go else where, it's supposed to be a funny site and quite frankly not very many people care! :)
Wow, you're an idiot. Don't you think they'll retaliate and it will escalate? I sure as hell wouldn't call a truce if my roomie did that. They're going to fuck you up and you're going to deserve it.
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
I hate my roomate as well this morning he said ohhh I foregot to tell you Monday that today he's having a recruit visiting I'm going to fuck around with him so badly
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