i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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