I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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