is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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