When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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