finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
