I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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It puts the lotion on the skin..
I see you've met my ex...
So, what do you have to promise her to get her to untie you?
She was eating the cereal with a skinning knife.
filet knife*
She's gonna call you "Mr Man"
What you didn't say is that you were awoken face down and there were 12 guys dressed up like The Gimp staring at you...not to mention the camera man
ahh...Monday mornings at Eightyeights house.
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