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(318): View more from Louisiana

A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue

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(616): View more from Michigan

My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"

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I think you were raised by the wrong sister

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits

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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever

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