That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
