hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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