i think i have herpe
just one?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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