BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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