Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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