You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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