If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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