I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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