But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Never underestimate the power of titties
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