Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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