i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i think im in europe. pls send help
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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