I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
