Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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only you would photoshop your dick
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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