What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
