This girl is more easily done than said...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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