I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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