My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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