wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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