I heard we made out
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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