Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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