sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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