She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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