After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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