Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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