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(646): View more from New York

If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.

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(904): View more from Florida

Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?

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six.

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Oh, I thought it was higher.

(1-904): View more from Florida

No, that would be the Matt's

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.

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(360): View more from Washington

Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise

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(313): View more from Michigan

I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.

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