better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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